I can’t believe drawing a black line across my eyelids makes me feel 10x prettier.
i accidentally messed up my life how do i start a new account
[lawyer voice] the prosecution makes a compelling argument, but have you considered this *puts middle finger up*
I think my parents consider me to be a god. Because they always ask me ridiculous questions that I don’t have the answer to.
basically i dont care if you drink smoke or do drugs as long as you can hold a conversation about something besides the fact that you drink smoke or do drugs