sempiternalink:

I can’t believe drawing a black line across my eyelids makes me feel 10x prettier.

(via yeot-meogeo)


epic-humor:

i accidentally messed up my life how do i start a new account

(Source: squidwurd, via emo-visual-japanese-blog)


  • Boy: "I love you."
  • Me: "I love you too."
  • Boy: "How much?"
  • Me: "A lot."
  • Boy: "More than your favourite band?"
  • Me: "Know your limits, bro."


upgraders:

upgraders:

that feeling you get when you’re angry

anger

(via oshirisama)


macusers:

[lawyer voice] the prosecution makes a compelling argument, but have you considered this *puts middle finger up*

(via attackandkill)



verticulars:

I think my parents consider me to be a god. Because they always ask me ridiculous questions that I don’t have the answer to.

(via oongya-pabo)


680xsouth:

basically i dont care if you drink smoke or do drugs as long as you can hold a conversation about something besides the fact that you drink smoke or do drugs

(Source: lilveganmami, via aoishmex)



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